Stay Rad 🌼

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via ghostlybeast13)

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via m0tiv4ted)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via m0tiv4ted)

mahzerunners:

being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like

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(via that-funny-guy)